Things must not work out so well for the Dark Lord in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. (Here's He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, I mean, Voldemort, pointing his wand at my rather unimpressed, if somewhat suitably nervous, son Sam.) He apparently is no longer interested in mass Muggle death and ruling the world of magic, but *is* conveniently available to guard a few boxes of Harry Potter books. But at least he survived and made it all the way to Utah! Welcome! No killing curses, please, we're Mormon!